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3,650 jokes, puns and riddles
by Kostick, Anne
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2010

Location: Adult Nonfiction

818.5402/KOSTICK,A
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Adult Nonfiction Available 818.5402/KOSTICK,A 2010
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Meet me at emotional baggage claim
by Scottoline, Lisa
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2012

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818.5402/SCOTTOLINE,L
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Thank you notes
by Fallon, Jimmy
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2011

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818.5402/FALLON,F
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Adult Nonfiction Available 818.5402/FALLON,F 2011
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Grumpy cat : a grumpy book
by Grumpy Cat
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2013

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Does this beach make me look fat?
by Scottoline, Lisa,
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2015

Location: Adult Nonfiction

818.5402/SCOTTOLINE,L
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I've got sand in all the wrong places
by Scottoline, Lisa,
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2016

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818.5402/SCOTTOLINE,L
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The funny stuff : the official P.J. O'Rourke quotationary and riffapedia
by O'Rourke, P. J.,
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2022

Location: Adult Nonfiction

818.5402/O'ROURKE,P
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Napalm & silly putty
by Carlin, George
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2001

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818.5402/CARLIN,G
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