Legitimacy -- Pedro -- Pizza and penis -- China and black and the green machine -- Sarnosa -- Your mama is a ho! -- The witness -- Carlos -- El día del pavo -- Istata and Pachew -- Fuck the law, break the kids -- What's for lunch? -- The great debater -- Baby daddy -- Richard -- The best, best man -- I chose violence -- Señorita gone wild -- Smells like teen parents -- Dumb bitch -- The draft -- Phone boning -- The mother of it all -- Bendición, papi -- Raymond -- The odd one out -- Put some respect on Akaylah's name -- My brand-new range rover -- Strike -- Breaking news -- The artist formerly known as daddy -- El sapo y la vaca -- You can't handle the truth -- The village people -- Davie -- Name dropping

"A poignant and moving memoir-in-essays from stand-up comedian Aida Rodriguez on the power of overcoming hardship and transforming pain into laughter"--