OH MAN, where to begin? How about this? It starts in a cemetery and ends on a back road. In between? A Bank. A Diner. A Deer. A Rainbow Trout. An Asshole,a Wacko and a Fly. A couple of gates. A couple of bridges. A couple of rancid steaks. A pickup without seatbelts. A sweater with a loose thread. 'Mission Impossible.' Bloody socks and underwear. Hockey tape and Advil. Dirty Eavestroughs. Slashed tires. Cayennes, S4's and a white Impala. 'Chicken,' Chocolate Milk, Clubhouses and 'Skor' bars . ...and brown envelopes. Oh, and how could I forget, a mental breakdown

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