An obsessive and curated collection of life's little irritations, injustices, grievances, and petty pretensions. Because it's about time someone wrote this stuff down. It's so annoying: 85. Sitting in a chair that is shorter than everyone else's. 762. That bacon will never be considered a vegetable. 17. Watching a movie with your parents that shows full-frontal nudity. 284. When someone you're not really with breaks up with you. 1. When everything a cynic warns you about ends up happening. An obsessive, hilarious compendium of life's little annoyances, vexations, injustices, and petty pretensions. And the really funny thing about this list of 904 exasperating things? You feel better, just knowing that someone else is paying attention and finds it all annoying too! Scott Cohen, a connoisseur of all things annoying, owns a custom-printed, Mylar-laminated index tab divider company in New Jersey

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