Discworld fan? You might enjoy this. Amateur Grammatics is a novelette set in the Tworld - two worlds in neighbouring dimensions that overlap. With laughs.Look at this old woman, what do you see? Wrong.Gramma Tickle, elemental witch and possessor of a brain of rocking-horse proportions, takes a trip to the seaside to remind the sea of its obligations to her family. This year, however, she finds herself trying to faggle out a mystery. Why did a little doggie washed up on the beach neither live nor die? The answer lies in the fairground at the end of the pier, but does she have the courage to face the House of Fear? What do you think?

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