Read by Eilidh Beaton

Wedding vows have never been this personal...Willow has been living with marriage-shy Charlie for more years than she cares to remember and is old-fashioned enough to want a wedding band and a loads-of-sex honeymoon before stretchmarks and nipple shields. So when the once-wary Charlie surprisingly goes down on one knee, Willow doesn't question why her boyfriend is suddenly so keen to rush her into saying "I do". The first clue comes as Willow is zipped into her Cinderella dress, the second as she bobs into the wedding car, and the third as the Roller swings towards its fairy-tale destination... leaving a shell-shocked Willow desperately trying to figure out what to do next

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