Power outages happen, and you have to be somewhere - like in an empty store - with your ex. Who is still irresistible. And hot. And who knows how to make the most out of a dark situation... Checklist for: Larissa Zahn ? Food ? Water ? First aid kit (With condoms. Be prepared. Very, very prepared. ) ? Someone you're still overwhelmingly into (Jason Cantrell, I'm looking at you) ? Plenty of time in the dark (Read: hot nookie. Lots of it. ) ? The ability to walk away without regrets in the morning... (Uh-oh!)

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