Back in black -- Happy wife, happy life -- The long con -- Love is -- Lose to win -- Color wars, a timeline -- High times II, the electric boogaloo -- Fountain of youth -- Little pink houses -- The champagne of sports -- Crazy cat lady -- No cause for alarm -- Moms gone mild -- Who's afraid of the dark? -- Ride along -- Bonus

Unfiltered, Unsupervised. Unapologetic. Older -- arguably not wiser -- Lancaster gets back to basics in this hilarious essay collection, sharing the stories she'd tell in bars, if she weren't too lazy to put on pants and go to bars. From advice on how to stay married to a man who refuses to blow his damn nose to creating an incident at the cheese counter during a stab at Whole30, she's just like you ... only louder