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Introduction & Opening Monologue (6:42) -- Lapquest (0:32) -- Eulogy (3:00) -- Tobacco Company Choir (1:21) -- Plus-Sized Fashion Shorts (1:06) -- Nativity Scene (6:36) -- Farting Jingle Bells (0:38) -- Bobblehead Heating Dolls (1:07) -- Comedian Muhammad & Oscar (0:47) -- Holiday Carols (1:53) -- A Santa's Q&A (00:10:58) -- Nutcracker (0:34) -- Dysfunctional Family Christmas (3:35) -- Liberal Commie Environmental Poem (3:25) -- Magic O' The Mime (1:43) -- 1-900... (0:59) -- The Chitmunks (4:06) -- Patriotic Poem (2:58) -- Medley Of Carols (0:50) -- Closing Monologue (0:49)