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Disc 1: Back off, Mary Poppins / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers ; story by Chuck Lorre ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Enjoy those garlic balls / teleplay by Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- A bag full of Jawea / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Go get Mommy's bra / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Bad news from the clinic? / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- The price of healthy gums is eternal vigilance / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- A kosher slaughterhouse out in Fontana / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Don Foster ; directed by Pamela Fryman. Disc 2: Frankenstein and the horny villagers / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Jeff Abugov & Don Foster ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Yes, Monsignor / teleplay by Jeff Abugove & Susan Beavers ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- The salmon under my sweater / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Don Foster & Mark Roberts ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Last chance to see those tattoos / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- A lungful of Alan / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Zejdz zmoich wlosow (Get off my hair) / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Those pink things with coconut / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman. Disc 3: Smell the umbrella stand / teleplay by Don Foster & Susan Beavers ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Can you eat human flesh with wooden teeth? / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- Woo-hoo, a hernia exam! / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- It was "Mame," Mom / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman -- A low, guttural tongue-flapping noise / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts ; directed by Gary Halvorson -- I always wanted a shaved monkey / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Jeff Abugov & Susan Beavers ; directed by Asaad Kelada -- A sympathetic crotch to cry on / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman. Disc 4: That old hose bag is my mother / teleplay by Don Foster & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Gary Halvorson -- Squab, squab, squab, squab, squab / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by J.D. Lobue -- Does this smell funny to you? / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Pamela Fryman

Welcome back to the Harpers' Malibu beach house. Bachelor Charlie is trying (but not very hard) to remember the name of the girl currently taking a shower upstairs. Alan, Charlie's tightly-wound, divorced brother is trying to figure out how he can get his ex-wife to remarry so he can stop paying alimony. And Jake, Alan's 11-year-old son, is just trying to figure out what's for lunch and where's the TV remote. After a year of living together, the guys have figured out how two and a half men equal one family. Sort of

Created by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn

Originally broadcast on television during the 2004-2005 season

Contains all 24 episodes from the second season

Special features: Disc 3: A day in the life of Two and a half men ; Disc 4: The serious business of writing comedy; gag reel

Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle, Conchata Ferrell, Melanie Lynskey, Holland Taylor

Not rated

DVD, region 1, widescreen (matted, enhanced) presentation; Dolby Digital stereo., dual-layer

English dialogue, English, French, Spanish, Chinese or Korean subtitles; English subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing