(NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT)F o O L p r O o F i S h !Mike thought that 'going with the flow' meant being laid-back. He didn't realize that meant everything going downhill.Mike thought that 'taking tomorrow as it comes' was a guarantee of a tomorrow to come.Mike thought.Mike's not sure where his life is going, which should have been determined by where it's been, but even that much is yet to be determined.The mind left too far open for too long will eventually fall out, or have something dropped into it--but what could possibly go wrong?These are the ends of the world; we are at them, they are at our throats.Whether or not we choose to shout ourselves awake from these nightmares is up to us. He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play "The Greatest Practical Joke Ever", by Shaytan Komp'ü'tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen. These are the ends of the world; we are at them, they are at our throats.Whether or not we choose to shout ourselves awake from these nightmares is up to us

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