Author's note -- Timeline -- Cast of characters -- Prologue -- PART I -- Going gonzo -- Fish-hooked -- Psychic jiu-jitsu -- The en"GAG"ment -- Neurontin and Seroquel -- 'Til death -- PART II -- Trust and discretion -- Poopgate -- Media antics -- The rocketman and the pirate -- The cabinet video -- PART III -- Primal screams -- The monster -- The moment -- Hollywood dicks -- Bots and trolls -- The life cage -- Judgment day -- PART IV -- The black pearl -- Courtroom 5J -- Ren faire on crack -- Breaking horses -- Crocodile tears -- Leaving Los Angeles -- Acknowledgments

"Celebrity romances have always captured the public's imagination, playing out like soap operas seized upon by fans and tabloids alike. By the same token, high-profile trials can take over the mainstream media cycle, with both news pundits and the public picking over every detail to predict outcomes and cast their own judgements. Enter the union, dissolution, and hostile legal battle between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard--where these dual obsessions collided, creating a chaotic moment of true cultural fixation. Hollywood Vampires offers an inside account of one of the most controversial and consequential celebrity scandals of the internet era. Fueled by viral clips, reaction videos, and endless online debates, the trial became more than a legal battle. It became a public spectacle, dividing audiences worldwide. Kelly Loudenberg and Makiko Wholey were journalists on the ground for the Depp v Heard trial. Having closely followed Johnny, Amber, and their camps, they spent the years leading up to and following the trial interviewing the couple's closest allies as well as their managers, lawyers, agents, business associates, publicists, assistants, and personal staff. The result is a page-turning Hollywood epic full of revealing details that tell a wider tale about the celebrity-industrial complex, modern fandom, inflammatory culture wars, and contemporary feminism. Turning the lens around, Hollywood Vampires questions how the celebrity exploitation machine, strengthened by the forces of social media and legacy media alike, blurs the lines between fact and fiction, comedy and horror. It forces us to ask ourselves why we take celebrity culture so seriously in the first place--and who wins and who loses when Hollywood becomes the vehicle for our own personal and political causes"--