Read by Mike Dodge

When funny man Dave Barry asked readers about their least favorite tunes, he though he was penning just another installment of his weekly syndicated humor column. But the witty writer was flabbergasted by the response. I have never written a column that got a bigger response than the one announcing the Bad song survey, Barry wrote. More than ten thousand readers voted, and the cards are still coming in. Dave Barry fans and music buffs alike will appreciate this hilarious stroll through the world's worst lyrics in such special categories as Teen Death songs, songs That People Always Get Wrong, songs women Hate, and, of course, Weenie Music

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