"In this funny and heartfelt memoir, Gila Pfeffer recounts losing both parents to cancer and the choices she made to avoid the same early demise"--

Another motherless daughter -- Great at a shiva -- Can we skip to the good parts? -- Days of onions -- Outsmarting my genetic destiny -- All the single ladies -- Meeting my destiny on the road I took to avoid it -- Cranial prosthesis -- A little death -- Getting all chemotional -- Technically a woman -- Mom who knew too much