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"The great humorist Ian Frazier gathers his dispatches from the frontlines of American culture"--

Recap -- By the Foot -- A.S.A.R. -- Mi Chiamo Stan -- Lines on the Poet's Turning Forty -- Temperature of Hell: A Colloquium -- Fanshawe -- Remembering Justice Stevens -- In My Defense -- A Bow to Our Benefactors -- Messages from Dr. Abravenel -- 99% Chance -- Cranial Fracking -- All Mine -- Disclos'd -- Recherche -- Roosevelt Outtakes -- Walking Normally: The Facts -- On Texas -- Deniers -- Buds -- Shining City -- Enough to Make a Dog Laugh -- Of Younger Days -- Confab -- Still Looking -- Rise of Artificial Unintelligence -- Disturbing Case of the Dead Witch -- Incident Review -- Why Mummies? -- Goodbye, My Funding -- Victor Laszlo's Blog -- British Museum of Your Stuff -- Take My Globalist Wife -- It's the Data, Dolts -- Ask the Compliance Expert -- Italy -- In Billionaires Is the Preservation of the World -- Creative -- Once and Future Prince -- Etymology of Some Common Typos -- In the Mail -- Dracula Is off the Case