Read by Janelle Woodyard

Conceived in Liberty is a time-traveling romp through the Union of Royal American States' history. See how King Benedict Arnold rid us of the traitor George Washington. This tale of murder, incest and undocumented aliens is our history, but history is just a tenuous thread. Arnold Toynbee once said: "History is just one damned thing after another." We have been taught about Mobius' victory over King Benedict. But who was Mobius? Was he the son of Tad Lincoln in 1863 or the illegitimate son of George Washington in 1776? And who was his mother? This memoir by Tamar Weaver (a time traveler from 2063) was discovered hidden in King Donald Trump's files. Now we can finally reveal Tamar's mission and how she prevented the depopulation of Earth. You will meet intimately meet King Abraham and his family, John Wilkes Booth, George Washington, King Arthur, Sir Lance-a-lot (Arthur's gay blade), as well as a roly-poly Benjamin Franklin in his new guise as Merlin

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