In this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood

Feeling -- When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into your vodka -- Grey gardens -- Dudley -- Wedding chopper -- Water Olympics -- Black-on-black crime -- Dear asshole -- Suspect -- Chunk -- Deep thoughts by Chelsea Handy