Start reading here -- The second chapter of this book -- The six-minute alien ab-duction -- Extreme progress -- The infinite power of sadness -- Remember chapter three? -- Show up and stay in the room -- Why people's opinions of you aren't real -- Uninformative chapter title -- The very informative chapter -- Welcome to deep down -- Universally selfish -- The unlucky chapter -- Are you ice or water? -- Let yourself melt -- Don't ask HOW ever again -- This is a choose-your-own-adventure life -- Okay, everyone, back up, I'm gonna prove that we're all one -- Now that I'm going to prove that death isn't real...your other books are shitty -- Okay, now you can start asking how again -- The beginning of abundance and the end of disqualification -- Surrounded by excitement -- Your biggest asset -- You are completely free. Act like it

"After twenty-five years of achieving what he thought were his dreams of being a headlining touring comedian and actor, Kyle Cease suddenly discovered that the belief that "When something happens, I will be happy" is a complete lie. With nothing more than an intuition, he decided to quit his stand-up career at its peak, and now--as a transformational comedian, he brings his one-of-a-kind self-help wisdom to sold-out audiences in his Evolving Out Loud Live stage show. In I Hope I Screw This Up, he disarms readers as he leads them to their own personal breakthroughs, helping them to recognize that actual happiness and fulfillment is available to them--not in some distant future, but right now. As he has shown audiences all over the world, when you embrace your pain, fear, and vulnerability instead of pushing it away, you will discover an authentic creativity and power that is truly unstoppable."--Dust jacket