Read by Trina Machacek

LIFE IS FULL OF QUESTIONS How do you pour the perfect glass of milk? Why are there Eskimos on the roof of the hospital in Nevada? Why would anyone happily accept being called Weener? Step into the head of Trina Machacek and find the answers to these and a cornucopia of life's more interesting quandaries. Explore how to exercise in an elevator, build the perfect fire, and point with your eyes. What exactly is a Moose Bag? What are the fingers of life and just how do they relate to one's personality? What's a Fibber Drawer? A No-Time Time Zone? A Pro-Crastinator? Fall heart-first into Machacek's quirky and wholesome collection of essays that are sure to make you a fan of her ongoing national newspaper column "Is This You?"

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