Trump, Ninja. Trump Ninja.

Read by Trump Ninja

Donald Trump loves uttering the words "You're fired!" Let's turn the tables. It's time to fire 45. Donald Trump does not want you to listen to his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity". We see a crooked businessman who keeps filing for bankruptcy, taking out massive, multi-hundred-million dollar loans, and poses as reality show star who turned himself into a caricature with the cruel catch phrase, "You're fired!" But the he sees a ninja: Trump Ninja. From that kinda famous guy you (sort of) remember from a few minor roles in a couple of movies comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement. Trump Ninja vs. Hollywood sees our Colluder-in-Chief trying to get his own "original" feature film produced, while saving the world from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the conspiracy behind the conspiracies

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