You are not your kiddo's servant -- Do unto others, Even the jerkwads -- Picasso's mom didn't tell him to draw the eyes in the right place -- If they say, "I hate you," then you're probably doing it right -- Write "have fun"on a sticky note so you won't forget -- Getting through school isn't brain surgery. It's harder. -- Whatta you mean your kid's not training for the Olympics? -- The hardest thing about being a parent

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