The hysterical campus -- Elites to affirmative action voters : drop dead -- Affirmative disaster -- The microaggression farce : are we all unconscious racists? -- The campus rape myth -- Neo-victorianism on campus -- The fainting couch at Columbia -- Policing sexual desire : the #metoo movement's impossible premise -- Multiculti U. -- How identity politics is harming the sciences -- Scandal erupts over the promotion of bourgeois behavior -- The humanities and us -- Great courses, great profits -- The true purpose of the university -- From culture to cupcakes