The zen of zombie
(2011)

Nonfiction

eAudiobook

Provider: hoopla

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PUBLISHED
[United States] : Tantor Media, Inc. : Made available through hoopla, 2011
EDITION
Unabridged
DESCRIPTION

1 online resource (1 audio file (300 min.)) : digital

ISBN/ISSN
9781452625720 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) MWT10756538, 1452625727 (sound recording : hoopla Audio Book) 10756538
LANGUAGE
English
NOTES

Read by Johnny Heller

Do you struggle out of bed each morning and sway lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, murmuring unintelligibly? Well, take heart: you're not alone!  But these other staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies-and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And only here, in this book, will you learn their secrets to happiness.Zombies aren't afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through The Zen of Zombie!Be adaptable-zombies make the best of a situation.Count your blessings-a brain in the hand is worth two behind the hastily improvised zombie barricades.W.W.Z.D? (What Would Zombies Do?)Slow down! Another delicious brain is just around the corner.Speak only when necessary-when zombies talk, people listen.Zombies don't negotiate-neither should you.Plus a ninety-day guide to complete zombification!

Mode of access: World Wide Web

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