For rookie dads -- Name that dude -- Getting pregnant -- What's up, doc? -- Making the cut? -- Hold him like a football, but be careful not to spike him -- Safety first, the dude's way -- The inside scoop on poop -- Turn and face the change -- 'S not a pretty sight -- Let sleeping babies lie -- You-haul, a lot -- The naked truth about baby skin -- Mommy magnet -- Clothes that make the baby -- Daddy day care -- Up for grabs -- You scream, I scream (not) -- Stuff you've got to have -- Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath -- Things that go burp in the night -- Hitting for the cycle -- Delegate, schmelegate -- All pooped out