Introduction -- It could be worse -- The young Lutheran's guide to the orchestra -- Pontoon boat -- PK -- Gospel birds -- Twentieth anniversary -- Deer Camp -- Thanksgiving -- The true meaning of Christmas -- "Johnny Johnson's wedding" : The Sons of Knute Christmas Song -- Ice fishing -- The Sons of Knute March -- Ministers' retreat -- Church organist -- The herdsmen -- Church directory -- Lorraine Turnblad's tombstone -- The pastor's résumé -- The yard of all yards -- Confirmation Sunday -- Memorial Day -- Marital Memorial Day -- An outdoor reception by the lake -- Lutheran summer vacation -- Potato salad -- Raking leaves -- Ninety-five theses -- Lutheran song