"'Gee, he was here a moment ago. . .' This is what George Carlin wanted on his tombstone if he'd had one."
Leave it to Carlin to release his autobiography after he passed away; or rather his sortabiography, as he referred to it.
The majority of his audience first saw Carlin in the early '60's on The Ed Sullivan Show, with his partner, Jack Burns. They were two Irish mimic-comedians. After their falling out, George went solo and had a modestly successful career until he got busted for obscenity. His career had hit a wall and he was becoming a parody of himself.
This book chronicles his love/hate relationship with his mother, Mary; his addiction to drugs and alcohol; his love for his daughter, Kelly; and how hallucinogens changed the course of his comic genius.
In the late 60's, Carlin began tripping and from those experiences he created "The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." He credited the drugs to freeing his inhibitions and allowing him to speak freely. Since he was born a true clown, Carlin's true inner self made millions of people laugh over a 50-year career.
This book was co-authored by Tony Hendra, who some might remember from his role in This Is Spinal Tap, as the band's manager. Fans of Carlin's will want to read this book, if not to find out more about his hidden demons, then to just marvel in the way his mind worked.
Bright Young People: the lost generation of London's Jazz Age is a terrific survey of the people and places and events of the time between the wars. It is hard not to read this and think of today's celebrities. London during in the 20's was filled with young people bent on breaking out from the stodgy Victorian and Edwardian eras of their parents.
The young people were minor aristocrats or had rich parents and they did anything to get their names in the papers with outlandish behavior and outrageous parties. They liked to pretend that they didn't care about royalty and class. They invited black performers to their parties and prostitutes and other working class types to help them feel that they were tearing down walls.
However, who they married said much more about what they really felt about the other classes. Everyone in the upper class married another in the upper class. The mixing of classes was all meant for show and shock value.
Most of the people mentioned became famous for being outrageous. Elizabeth Ponsonby and Brenda Dean Paul were the Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan of their era. Elizabeth Ponsonby had no discernible talent and Brenda Dean Paul struggled with alcoholism and other drugs.
The reality show equivalent of the time was a newspaper column. You would either be asked, or you would solicit for, a newspaper column in which you could write about yourself and all of your outrageous friends. All of the newspapers had such columns and there were always people wanting to create them.
Certain writers such as Evelyn Waugh and Nancy Mitford began their writing careers writing thinly veiled books about these people. While they were participants, they were also able to see the flimsiness and hypocrisy of this group of people who were their friends and peers.
This book does not go in-depth but rather gives you the feel for the times. Although I found the celebrity for celebrity-sake era very identiable to our own, how it will end in today's world is less certain. For the bright young people, the outrageous partying came to an end in the Depression of the thirties and the march into another world war. What will it take today?
A subtitle for this book could be What Did Capone Really Do? Was Capone responsible for the most gruesome gangland killing, the St Valentine's Day Massacre? Highly NOT likely. Was Capone responsible for the best soup kitchen in the city as others claimed? Probably NOT.
Why did Capone come to represent gangs and criminals throughout the world? Unlike other heads of groups, such as Lucky Luciano in New York, Capone liked the press and talked to them all the time. While most mobsters laid low and tried to do their job under the radar, Capone was out there giving interviews and in small ways incriminating himself, telling the newspapers that he was just giving the people what they wanted.
Its this publicity that forced the Federal government to go after Capone since the local government seemed to be so inept. At the time of his sentencing for not paying taxes, Capone received the longest jail time ever for someone convicted of this crime. Somebody finally "got" Capone.
There is also information here about how the gangs worked, their interactions and how Eliot Ness fit into all of this (Eig claims it is highly possible Ness never even met Capone). This is a very readable book about a very lucky gangster whose luck finally ran out through the diligence of one honest man in Chicago, and no, it was not Ness.
Lucas Davenport and his crew (including Virgil Flowers) is back. They are on the hunt for a gang of thugs that hold up Lucas' wife’s hospital's pharmacy, at gunpoint, and kick an elderly pharmacist to death during the commission of the bold, daytime crime. The gang gets away with about a half-million street-dollars worth of drugs.
The secondary plot is that Dr. Weather Karkinnen, Davenport's wife, is part of a team that are attempting to surgically separate twins joined-at-the-head at birth. To add to the pressure of assisting in such a stressful and complicated surgery, Weather is the sole witness to the pharmacy hold-up and the gang is hell-bent on eliminating her as a potential witness.
The title aptly forewarns the impending manhunt, ground-breaking surgery, and snowy weather forecast. Sandford fans will not be disappointed.
It is rare to like a memoir in which you don't care so much for the person writing it. Dead End Gene Pool is one such memoir. So many of the surrounding people of the memoir rise to the top.
Wendy Burden is the great-great-great-great granddaughter of Cornelius Vanderbilt on her father's side. Her mother's family, who had money once, are now poorer. That means that they have start selling their Picasso's and Monet's to keep their homes.
Wendy and her brother's father disappears early in their lives and is one of the questions that lingers until the the end. Throughout the book you get to meet her Great Grandmother who is made to look silly by Burden but as a reader you can't help but like her.
The same is true for some of the servants, especially Grandfather's poor leagured secretary Miss Pou. She has to handle his calls asking her to get five of the newest Mercedes Benz cars and have them to each of his estates by noon. Some requests she immediately handles and others, which she deems irresponsible and forgettable, she cancels. Although she is briefly in the memoir in snippets, she comes across as someone who cares about the Grandfather.
Fitzgerald wrote, "The rich are different from us." Burden might add, but sometimes, as children, they don't want to be.
This story was like reading a book by Whitley Strieber--only written while he was on crystal methamphetamine. It is historical fiction of sorts about the mysterious, colorful lights in the sky that have been seen, by some, for centuries, in Marfa, west Texas.
According to Wikipedia, "...The Marfa lights are unexplained lights (known as "ghost lights") usually seen near U. S. Route 67 on Mitchell Flat east of Marfa, west Texas..."
Morrell makes this phenomenon the backdrop for his top-secret-government-project-gone-awry-thriller. One day a police officer's wife disappears from home and he tracks her to the town of Rostov, where she has traveled to view the ghost lights from her past. While there, the lights somehow cause a spectator to go mad and kill several viewers brought by a tour bus.
While this is occurring, an Army officer is back in Rostov to continue the hush-hush experiments that his grandfather started during WWI. Not only are the lights mesmerizing, they also seem to emit a sound that appears to drive people towards exhibiting aggressive behavior. The military stance is anything that colossal has to be controlled and developed into a powerful weapon!
Morrell's stance seems to be anything that colossal has to be surrounded by several flashy fire-fights, meddling news teams and an over-the-hill main character.
In a sweltering Oslo heatwave inspector Harry Hole is called in to investigate a murder of a young girl found with a red diamond star under one eyelid. Harry is down and out and drinking hard after falling off the wagon and ruining another relationship. Th case turns when a girl is reported missing and the police receive her finger with another diamond star attached. Harry struggles with his personal state and with a co-worker out to get him. The search for a serial killer and the personal vendetta coalesce and in this well written story there are some great twist and turns. This is my first Jo Nesbo mystery and I loved it .
Deirdre Monahan is a talented teenage harpist. She is shy and awkward and doesn't fit in except with her best friend, James Morgan. James is a snarky, bagpipe-playing outsider who has a few neurotic habits and a secret love for Deirdre. When Deirdre meets the mysterious and amazingly cool Luke, her whole world changes, quite literally. She and James are drawn into battle with the evil Queen of Faerie. Someone's not going to make it back to this world. This book and its sequel, Ballad, are both in the Teen section, and while I am sure teens would love them, I also found them very entertaining. The relationship between James and Deirdre is realistically tragic and romantic. I highly recommend both Lament and Ballad for a quick, fun summer read.
Global warming has taken its toll. The oceans have risen, and much of the eastern seaboard has slumped into the sea. The populations are stacked mercilessly upon each other, and there is no space- unless humanity expands in new directions. And so colonies have begun to form under the surface of the oceans.
Ty's parents have been among the first to try to build a life on the vast plains of the new continental shelf. Ty and his sister have lived beneath the seas all of their lives. And living at such depths has its effect- like the shimmer that covers their bodies from their diet of deep-sea life. And there may be other changes, too.
But the world Kat Falls has built is not a peaceful one. Renegades have taken to the seas, and have been raiding the supply ships of the world government. These pirates may threaten the deep-sea settlers at any moment. And the dry-land government seems to see the oceanic settlers primarily as a resource for food production and taxation- draining the settlers of all benefits from their risk-taking and their labors.
There is a lot happening in this world- and Ty and his sister are growing up. When Ty meets Gemma, a Topsider girl, things start to move in unforeseen directions.
This novel has gotten a lot of attention in the book blogosphere, and it is a great read- especially for boys who will love the undersea lifestyle and the constant adventure. We classify this new novel for grades 6 to 8, but readers much older (ahem) will love it too.
The sniper's motto is BRASS: Breathe. Relax. Aim. Slack. Squeeze.
Bob, The Nailer, is back and he again is taking no prisoners. In this latest edition, Swagger is hell-bent on proving that the most decorated Marine sniper of all time's legacy is not tarnished. Bob knows in his gut that the late Carl Hitchcock could not have committed the atrocities that are being blamed on him.
T.T. Constable is the billionaire-blamer, whose wife is one of the recent multiple sniper victims and he wants immediate closure on this high-profile case. T.T. is not a man to take lightly. He is a man who is used to getting his way. He will use all his resources to accomplish his goals.
Nick Memphis is given the task to lead the sniper investigation for the FBI and he calls on his old friend, Bob Lee, for insight. Since Memphis is not moving the case along fast enough for Mr. Big Bucks, a conspiracy is started to discredit Memphis and remove him from the case.
Hunter has fun with this novel and takes some liberties by basing two of his characters on Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. A fast glance at the author's Acknowledgments page is worth the read.